Laura. 29. Baker. SoCal Sherlockian. (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

That little guy up there is Bert. He is the best.

This blog consists of lots of the following:

+Sherlock Holmes (BBC + canon + other adaptations)

+Martin Freeman (like so so much)

+And some Benedict Cumberbatch too I guess

+Star Trek (TOS + reboot)

+Occasional Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, and Fargo

+NBC's Community and some Hannibal

+Oh yeah and I suppose The Hobbit makes the list

+Plus audio gems like Cabin Pressure and Welcome to Night Vale

+As well as ~FEMINISM~

+And you know, other stuff. But yeah, lots of Sherlock. Lots and lots.

 

heateus meme: [1/2 minor characters] - Frederick Chilton

- Hannibal once served me tongue, and then made a joke about eating mine. It would be narrow to not at least consider it.

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

cheltrei:

I think I just stumbled across the worst online dating profile in existence.

I’m an inevitable, ubiquitous, auspicious, inconceivably ineffable, unimpugnably propitious, indomitably inerradicable incarnate incendiary indignant indigenous individual, incident of impromptu impulse, inalienable infallibly in errancy and indigent though isometric of you through indistinct, indiscernible invincible energy fully feasibly inexpressibly infiltrating this captivating pandirectionally and pandimensionally expanding incognisible infinity of planar relativity, kinetic, dynamic yet magnetically and karmically balanced, where all will be and and I you see am inextricable from this recently consciously creatively indivisible industry of being evolving into lively self-replicating sustaining initially inummerate though innovating and learning incipients called parents incomparable so we could incessantly be who we want to be even though causality suggests we couldn’t be free but the way I see I choose me because there is compatibility in a paradox of contrasts where free will exists within determinism, for love made all reasons and ever after and unto the death of these antecedents and me but never all that we see infinite perfect chaos yields all sets of orders insuperably and insuppressibly and something as incomprehensible as this could only be somewhere EVERYTHING IS A REALITY.
The Flame against the Void of NOTHING.
A paradox hatched from its opposites.
Perfectly orbiting.
Parallel.
Together for all time.
In true love.
The Creator and Destroyer at the heart of things.
We inhabit a multiverse where an infinity of universes is born with every quantum measurement for every way things could have gone. There is the capacity for anything.
With this in mind, everyone is anyone they are anywhere.
That’s who you and I are.
So you know what?
You still have no idea who I am.
And unless the two of us were truly parallel, you never will.

This is only about a quarter of his self-summary and all of his profile pictures show him in a suit of armour. The next time anyone accuses me of being too picky I will refer them to this.

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

sesamestreet:

Cookie Monster.

John Oliver.

The last word on news.

(And we agree: his tie looks a lot like a cookie.)

Played 540,577 times

nearly-headless-horseman:

must-be-a-thursday:

First time listening:

Second time listening:

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Third time listening:

WAITING FOR THE BUS TOOK A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BUS WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS AS THE SUN CAME UP BUT THE SUN AIN’T OUT NO MORE CAUSE IT’S GREY WAITING FOR THE BUS THERE’S A GREY ONE BLUE ONE A RED ONE ALL OF THEM TURNED AWAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS GOTTA CATCH A BUS GOTTA WATCH NEWS GOTTA REGIMENT A PLAN FOR THE DAY

BUS

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This beat is so sick, it never falters, even thru all of the transitions omg what is this alien beauty?

(Source: sanity-schmanity)